No, the Armory will not issue revolvers to compensate for this.Ħai. Personnel are no longer allowed to play the game colloquially known as ‘ARC Roulette’.Ħa. Stop telling this to potential Psi recruits.Ħ. Gaining psionic powers does not result in the loss of all hair. The previous statement is not taken to be permission to prank the psi operatives, despite the new peaks in power output we were able to record.ĥd. Just a general reminder that psi troops have PSYCHIC POWERS. Shaving the head is NOT required for psionic operatives.ĥb. Calling them ‘Taa-taas’ is also frowned upon, whether they know the meaning of the acronym or not.ĥ. Rookies are not to be called ‘Tactical Ablative Armor’. They are also considered off the combat roster.Ĥb. Personnel caught in violation of this order will be issued one red shirt one size too small, and be required to wear it for the next 24 hours. Stop referring to the base security personnel and rookies as ‘cannon fodder’, ‘ D-Class ’ and/or ‘redshirts’. Even if one was found in last night’s Spaghetti Surprise. The noodles here are not made from Sectoid fingers.ģai. Kitchen staff DO NOT appreciate when their sacks suddenly start beeping.ģa. Mixing an Alien Grenade with the potatoes was not funny the first time, even if the elerium cores have been removed. Please forward any AIRs (After Ingestion Reports) to Dr. None of the X-Rays tastes like chicken, no matter the sauce or cooking method.Ģdi. Ingesting Thin Man biological materials will be its own punishment.Ģd. Neither do Sectoid Commander or Ethereal materials.Ģc. The case with Major was a coincidence.Ģb. Snorting or otherwise ingesting powdered Sectoid DOES NOT grant psychic powers.Ģa. Even if it ricochets and starts a catastrophic chain reaction of events which clears the entire X-Ray landing site.Ģ. Even if it hits an EXALT Operative.ġaiii. Nor does claiming 'I hit exactly what I aimed at'.ġaii. Saying 'oops, I missed' does NOT excuse missing a shot by that much.ġa. ‘RUNNING THE ASYLUM’ - Shorts based on this list - can be found here. THINGS X-COM OPERATIVES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO - By RogueVector
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